Regardless of how hard you think your crew parties, Georges St. Pierre’s crew parties harder. GSP must have the French Canadian legion pouring him drinks when he goes out. Back in 2009 after St. Pierre defeated Thiago Alves at UFC 100, he claims that he drank so much that he forgot his whole name. During that same UFC 100 weekend, I drank so much that I forgot that I left my only credit card at Little Darling’s with a stripper named ‘Natasha.’ That’s never good. Note to everyone, never leave your credit card with anyone that works at a strip club. In order to pick it up, you have to relive that nightmare of a dream you had the night before when you though shots of $12 Jaggermeister was a good idea — for the entire table next to you. Only leave your credit card at a strip club if you want a good reason to cancel it. A credit card at a strip club is a donation. Here’s what GSP said regarding his epic UFC 100 celebration.
“The next day I went at a pool party at Rehab with all my friends who came to support me. We had a booth (cabana) and it was great spot in the place. I drank so much that I forgot my whole name. It was very cool because at one time, Thiago Alves showed up with his entourage and came in my booth (cabana) and drinking with me and congratulate me for the fight. I thought he was a class act and that prove that he was a real professional athlete and a real good person and a gentleman. I really appreciated it, he’s a great fighter and also a great gentleman, and we had a good time drinking together.”
“John Fitch (sic) showed up as well, and we celebrate together our victories. Shonie Carter came a little bit later with a gold speedo and a hat and a cane dressed like a pimp with his cane. He make us laugh very much and as always me and Shonie had a great time because Shonie is a good old friend of mine. We had an amazing time at Rehab then I came back to my hotel…took a little nap of one hour and went back to a club at night called Body English at the Hard Rock Hotel. I drank so much that I couldn’t sleep at night. I took my plane the following Monday – when I got on the plane…I think I was still drunk. The flight went very well. People who know me know that I can’t sleep on the plane, because I’m always afraid of flying, but the fact that I was drunk helped me out controlling my fear. I watched the movie Shawshank Redemption – it’s very, very good.”
You can just hear GSP’s ‘riddum’ coming out in each of that quote. Earlier this week, Georges St. Pierre made an appearance on Studio Q to promote his new book — while having a massive hangover and still managed to be coherent. Check it out.