I’m banking on God helping me pass this smog testing that I’m about to undertake as soon as this article is finished. Then, and maybe only then, will I be deemed worthy enough to hold a California state driver’s licence. I’m pretty sure it would be easier to transplant into different countries than California, I even had some fruit confiscated at the border by a mustachioed man in a brown shirt. I don’t even know if he was an official, he was just a dude who was wearing a brown shirt. In retrospect, I should’ve asked for identification, and when he presented it I would ask him to guide me through this convoluted process of acquiring the ability to drive around and get a medical marijuana doctor’s prescription without being hassled in California, but I blew it. More than likely, it was God not wanting me to know.
Meanwhile, in Russia, Fedor is answering questions after his latest MMA seminar, and when asked about coming out of retirement he simply stated:
‘I don’t think so, only if God tells me to come back. There is no other way.’
He also had these things to say about Russian MMA fighters and the students in his master class:
‘Russia has a lot of intelligent fighters who are very strong mentally. That’s how they’re special.’
Some of you may focus on the ‘I don’t think so’ part of the statement. The video below is how I feel about the situation.
*Update: I passed the smog testing. Thanks God!