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Fedor gave a private MMA seminar in Russia, and we’re still in awe by him

Fedor gave a private MMA seminar in Russia, and we’re still in awe by him

In an interview with Bas Rutten a few years ago, Fedor said he doesn’t even watch MMA. Breaking News: He doesn’t need to. When you have the power to put god in an arm bar and make him tapout, watching other fighters try out the sport that you perfected is like Optimus Prime watching two microwaves battle it out for supremacy over the kitchen appliances. Fedor probably doesn’t even watch anything — the dude observes. It doesn’t matter that he lost three fights in a row, 30 years from now Fedor Emelianenko is going to be known as a giant who lives on top of a hill in Russia that drinks lava when he’s thirsty and eats explosions for a midnight snack.

Fedor Emelianenko doesn’t train in Russia, Russia trains in Fedor. Damn these old Chuck Norris jokes, not all of them work when applied to Fedor. Let me try another. ‘They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Fedor Emelianenko killed the cat. Every single one of them.’ Not sure how that would go over with our buds at PETA. Here’s another. ‘Fedor Emelianenko originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows – A swift overhand right to the face’. Ah, there we go.

It’s not that often that we get to see Fedor conduct a private MMA seminar in Russia, but when we do, we love to share it with you guys. Check out this newly-released video from M-1 Global of The Last Emperor instructing fellow Russians on how to dominate every aspect of a human being.

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