I want to write a screenplay about Kimbo Slice finding a portal to a holographic dimension inside a Chinese Buffet in Abeline, TX and send it to him. Then, I want write a screenplay about him pretending like he understands any of what I’m talking about. In reality, I’m working on a book deal that has nothing to do with MMA, but inversely has everything to do with MMA. If everything goes through, the book will be targeted to children, since the publisher thinks I would set a good example for today’s youth. I wonder how many shots of Jaggermeister that publisher had before she made that statement, but I’m setting the over/under at five. In the meantime, check out this video of Fabricio Werdum saying that he believes Evangelista Cyborg will 100% defeat Nick Diaz this weekend at Strikeforce. [Source]
