One would only wish the spinning back kick Maldonado received at UFC on FX 8 on their worst enemy if their worst enemy had plans of eradicating human civilization and replacing our culture with androids. There’s scientifically no other reason anyone should wish a spinning back heel directly to another person’s groin. Just looking at this .gif makes me want to recoil on my sofa in absolute pain. Women, despite what you’ve heard on the internet, you will never know what groin shot feels like. It’s inescapable pain that surrounds your entire soul — and the pain pulsates. Your legs instantly weaken and there’s absolutely nothing you can do aside from dropping to the floor in absolute pain. Whatever configuration you hold your legs in simply does not work. The pain is ever-present. Squeezing your groin only gives your the illusion of relief — but in reality, it’s just you and an enormous amount of pain originating from your groin that you have to live with. Eventually the pain when go away, but the sensation and memory is still there. Forget fixing MMA gloves, the sport needs to prevent the groin shot. Props to Zprophet for the .gif.
