Eyeball submissions for everyone!

[div class=”notice” class2=”icon”]The following is from an article on DstryrSG, part of the MiddleEasy Network.[/div]

We’re not trying to perpetuate some crazy conspiracy theory or anything, but reliable sources revealed to me that Helio and Carlos kept hidden and secret certain deadly BJJ techniques.  I’m still trying to uncover the reason(s) for all of this and much of it is still unclear.  We suspect alien visitors to be involved at the deepest level

I’m sure the good’ol eye socket submission/attack dates back the origins of hand-to-hand combat.  It seems pretty obvious, given the innate vulnerability of the eyes.  We’re not permitted to attack them in BJJ or in modern submission grappling.  It’s probably a good idea to prevent unwanted eye bursting and/or loss.  But, these Catch Wrestling guys – they don’t follow our rules.  They’re like wild stallions roaming the plains randomly eyeball submitting  and neck cranking people.  It’s barbaric … and so we love it.

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