Just because Nick Diaz is assembled from the bodily tissue of lesser human beings doesn’t decrease the probability that he will smack you in the face if you disrespect the 209. Listen, that dead flesh wedged in Nick Diaz’s head is no punk and you should forever consider the chance that it will spontaneously hop out of Nick Diaz’s face and punch you in the throat. We’re talking about Nick Diaz’s face being constructed from the flesh of human cadavers. The dude is the closest thing the MMA world has to a real-life zombie — The Korean Zombie can just sit in his corner. Seriously, the procedure was so experimental that the surgeon (Frank Stile) did it for free. You can read up on how Nick Diaz has dead people living in his face, or you can discover why Dana White hates when MMA media aggravates Nick Diaz — and all of those dead people attached to his head.
Check out what happened when MMAFighting’s Ariel Helwani asked the first question at today’s UFC 158 press conference and was met with the full wrath that is Dana White.