Everyone relax, Ubereem just loves his sushi

Generally, whenever humans feel the need to eat an animal, we always choose something that we can easily beat up in a street fight. I can never imagine a scenario in which a chicken will give me any problems inside the cage. I’m pretty sure I can outbox 100% of all cows on this earth. But Ubereem, dude left humanity long ago. Now he’s elevated to a plane of existence where only horse meat will satisfy his cravings. Well, horse meat and sushi. Lots of friggin sushi. Here’s what he told the press at the Dynamite!! 2009 pre-fight conference.  

In Japan I eat a little bit less because I’m training less but still five times…six times. I love to eat, who doesn’t? The food is delicious. The sushi is delicious here, the Korean BBQ is delicious, the breakfast at the hotel is delicious.

I’ve been here 24 hours and I’ve already eaten sushi 3 times and when I walk out that door when this is finished, I’m going to eat sushi. I think thirty pieces is average. Forty-five, forty. This is lunch, not dinner. Dinner is more.

Forty-five pieces of sushi for lunch. People, forty-five pieces of sushi isn’t a meal…that’s a friggin brigade of dead fish wrapped in seaweed. Ubereem eats armies, not meals. [Source]

Published on December 30, 2009 at 4:01 am
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