People still have a hard time believing that Steven Seagal has any creative input in Anderson Silva’s MMA abilities. Besides taking credit for ‘inventing’ Silva’s front kick, he has apparently also taught Anderson Silva everything he needs to know about takedown defense in preparation for his fight with Chael Sonnen later tonight. A formula has yet to be developed to stop an Olympic level single-leg-takedown because that secret is kept hidden within the vaults of Hollywood studios and Steven Seagal is the only man with the key. He wears it around his neck right beside a dream catcher and a tiny scroll containing an illustrated tutorial of the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique… Not sure if he taught that other thing to Anderson. Maybe that’s a lesson worthy of bringing Uma Thurman into the next training camp (if there’s a another Chael/Ando rematch in our future).
