Imagine living a life in which men constantly want to place their arms around you and document the process with a fist-raised photo. Massive, sweaty men acting like star-struck fanboys with the undying urge to have physical contact with you. Welcome to every moment of Eddie Bravo’s life. It’s tough to be a mildly attractive guy with flowing locks of hair and a daily need to partake in herbal sacrament. Last year, I found myself standing next to Joe Rogan, talking about the ‘dancers’ Eddie Bravo hired to serve as a backdrop to his band. This was at The Viper Room in West Hollywood in 2010 and after the show, we managed to get this incredible video of an uncensored Joe Rogan that hardly anyone viewed. If I only knew that Eddie Bravo’s band name was from an ancient Indian ceremony, then I would probably have asked him to play an impromptu song and then break down Alan Belcher’s twister attempt over Paul Harris, like he effortlessly did in this UFC on FOX breakdown.