Eddie Alvarez just wants to show people some high paced violence at Bellator 39

Chicks get together and have spa parties. If you think these spa parties involve us sitting around in our bras and panties giggling, drinking, painting our toenails and having oily wrestling matches in an inflatable pool then you you are absolutely correct. More guys should embrace the spa party thing. Nothing wrong with a little beautifcation and violence. The perfect person to invite to a dude spa party is Eddie Alvarez. If you can count on Eddie Alvarez to bring anything to the party–it will be manscaping expertise and violence.

This is the perfect day to plan a man spa party because tonight’s Bellator card is packed with perfectly manscaped eyebrows, high and tight fades and violent humans. Eddie Alvarez will defend his lightweight title  against Bellator’s Season 2 Champ-Pat Curran. That’s not the only fight to get your manpanties (or girlpanties) in a knot over though. The 2009 submission of the year winner Toby Imada is back to hopefully feed our need for dominant submissions. Ben Saunders will bring his knees of fury at his Bellator debut tonight against Mike Lee. Lyman Good and Razor Rob McCullough are also on this card. That should be motivation enough to make you oil your clippers and start trimming that back hair and sculpting those eyebrows in celebration.

Get the full fight card here and then check out this promo video where Eddie Alvarez promises to bring some high paced violence to the big round Bellator cage tonight at 9 EST on MTV2.

Published on April 2, 2011 at 12:55 pm
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