Let me remove the redundant jokes that are already floating through your head. First, there’s ‘She can triangle me anytime.’ Then there’s always the ‘I would like to get in North/South choke position with her.’ Let’s see what am I leaving out — oh, ‘She can rear-naked choke me until I pass out and then she can slap my unconscious body and steal my wallet while I lay helpless on the ground.’ That’s always a popular one.
The truth is, Dylan Ryder doesn’t even train MMA. She’s the sister of Jillian and Jocelyn Lybarger, affectionately known as the ‘Lybarger Twins.’ They’re called the Lybarger Twins because most MMA media are incapable of distinguishing the two sisters apart. We sat down with Jillian and Jocelyn last month and eagerly listened as they told us their high school stories — like breaking up with the wide receiver of the football team to hook up with the captain of the cheerleading squad. In the lesbian scene, that’s perhaps the most ballerish thing one can ever achieve. I know this because I’m a lesbian trapped in the body of a man that likes to eat Snackwell Devil’s Food Cookies and watch reruns of the Golden Girls. Basically, I’m just a lesbian.
LayzieTheSavage sat down with Dylan Ryder and managed to get a pretty candid interview from the porn star who’s actually nominated tonight for a 2012 AVN award for the ‘Best Porn Star Website.’ Check out this video of Dylan discussing the MMA/Adult Entertainment dynamic in the Ryder family and be sure to follow her on Twitter.
