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Dude gets caught in a triangle, escapes by knocking out his opponent with Thor-like ground and pound

Dude gets caught in a triangle, escapes by knocking out his opponent with Thor-like ground and pound

Shogun Rua must selectively insert his DNA into every one of those butt-clinging white Bad Boy shorts so that the wearer can pull off superhuman-like feats. There are mystical powers in this universe, and we have every reason to believe that Shogun Rua is behind every last one of them. This must be documented in nature and human history, so that’s why I’m not surprised that when I dared one of my readers to convince Wikipedia that Shogun Rua has a healing factor — two years later it’s still considered a fact according to the website.

Case in point, we see another example of this apparel wizardry being played out at V3 Fights on September 22nd. Notice the guy in the Shogun Rua shorts decides that he would much rather rain strikes on his opponent instead of trying to slip out and land in side control. Apparently knocking out your opponent is also a viable means of escaping the triangle.

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