So Dream felt that calling their upcoming event ‘Dream 9‘ wasnt hardcore enough to represent the beasts fighting so they officially changed it to ‘Dream 9: SUPER HULK‘. Only in Japan man, where the line between reality and comic books merge more than my alcoholic neighbor’s words. Even though the event isnt till May 26th (at 3 friggin am), I’ve been working on my ‘I can’t come into work *cough* im sick’ phone call. Maybe I should take a note from Artie Lange on that.
This event is going to be epic, written in history books and taught in elementary schools. The card for this is just retardly good and lets face it, who doesnt want to see Jose Canseco vs. Hong Man Choi (or as the Japanese call him Choi Hong Man…wtf?)? But not only that, you got BOB SAPP going against Minowaman, Sokoudjou vs. Jan Norte, Mousasi vs. MARK HUNT, Jason Miller vs. Ronaldo Jacare. I can literally feel my blood pressure rise as I type this.
If you don’t have HDNet so you can watch this fight, call up whatever shit company you have and threaten to kill a litter of newborn puppies until they give you HDNet. I’m serious, guranteed you will get results.