Do you guys seriously think that a four-day notice will have any effect on Minowaman’s heel-hook game? Preposterous. Minowaman is always and forever heel-hook ready. If you were born with a limb, there’s a good chance that at some point in your life, Minowaman will grab onto an appendage until you cry on the floor like a infantile socialite. Green Lantern has his power ring that enables him to bend the delicate fabric of reality — and Minowaman has his red Speedo. Both items are on par in terms of power and rarity, but as we all know — they pale in comparison to The Infinity Gauntlet.
Daniel Herbertson of MMAFighting just broke the news that Minowaman has been added to this weekend’s Dream 17 card with just four-days notice. His opponent will be Baru Harn, a 1-1 guy that looks like this. He’s also a former bouncer and a Mongolian wrestling champion. He’ll have roughly a 75 lb advantage over Minowaman, so one can only assume that it will mean absolutely nothing to Minowaman.
Dream 17 goes down this Friday night/Saturday morning, live on HDNet — and stay tuned tomorrow, we’ll have a special announcement regarding the event. [Source]