I offered to buy Dominick Cruz a drink in San Jose last year, he denied my advances to get him intoxicated. Next time I see Cruz, I will suggest he buy me a drink and when he does, I will deny it as some lame attempt at revenge. I’ll show this Dominick Cruz who’s boss, and when I do, I will enjoy a delicious meal at Applebee’s. Basically what I’m trying to say is I will never enjoy that meal at Applebee’s because Dominick Cruz would dominate me in every physical altercation imaginable. That’s why he’s called ‘The Dominator,’ although that statement does not apply to Halo: Reach. He would get schooled.
Many of you may still be recovering from last weekend’s orgy of combat sports, but there’s still more MMA lined up. This weekend we will see Dominick Cruz defend his UFC bantamweight belt against the ridiculously quick Demetrious Johnson. Pat Barry vs. Stefan Struve, Rumble Johnson vs. Charlie Brenneman and Yves Edwards vs. Rafaello Oliveira will also go down at UFC Live: Cruz vs. Johnson. It will air on the Versus Network this Saturday, so finish all your weekend homework before then. Check out this clip from Shootmedia of Cruz talking about his upcoming title defense.