Don Frye does not have to answer the phone. His mustache picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translate them into audible sound. That joke worked a lot better when it belonged to Chuck Norris. I’m sure Don Frye’s mustache doesn’t appreciate being panned in on hand-me-down Chuck Norris beard jokes. All apologies go towards Don Frye’s mustache. I never intended this article to offend you in anyway. If your mustache feelings were hurt, I deeply apologize. Maybe one day we’ll get a few beers and if you want, you can call Don Frye to join us.
If you squeeze Don Frye’s mustache, you can plant the leftover testosterone and a ‘Gold’s Gym‘ will grow from the ground. Anything Frye says is cool — we don’t care how xenophobic or jingoistic it may be. The silliest thing is, you guys didn’t know that Don Frye was sober four the past four months, and according to this Karyn Bryant interview it absolutely sucks.