Props goes to Sherdog’s Beatdown Radio for tweeting (twatting?) insignificant stuff that I’ve based my entire existence around for the past few months. A couple of days ago it was announced that Tank Abbot and Butterbean were going to fight in Alabama (only in the deep south). If you check out the website of Thunder Promotions, they’ve also announced a fight that is universally more exciting: DMX vs. Eric Martinez. I checked the ‘Fight Rules’ on the page and it states that all matches are governed under the traditional rules of MMA. If your eyes haven’t ignited in your skull out of pure WTFness, then you can check out the site to see for yourself (reattach those eyes to your socket, they should still work). [Source]
