The Albanian Assassin fights with such a ferocity that can only be fully expressed by smashing together every button simultaneously on Tekken Tag Tournament. We’ve never seen such a brutal walk-out entrance since Genki Sudo graced the stage of K-1 Heroes back in 2005. I’m sure at some point in time, that shirt displayed an immeasurable amount of disrespect to The Albanian Assassin and it deserved the beating it received. Damn that shirt and its smug high-knit count. It’s entirely too impeccable for the common person. That damn shirt and its bourgeois ways. In fact, I think we should all start slamming our shirts against the floor to let it know who’s truly the boss in our wardrobe.
If you’ve never seen The Albanian Assassin perform inside a cage — then don’t worry. You’re not alone. For all intents and purposes, this is his debut in the realm of MMA legend, and we’re happy to feature his second MMA fight on MiddleEasy. Dana White, you would be absolutely silly to sleep on this guy. The Albanian Assassin will devour television ratings. His ratings will get ratings — and have kids with other ratings — and those ratings will reproduce into an endless cycle until the entire television industry will become overpopulated with ratings from The Albanian Assassin.
Check out this clip and be introduced to the greatness that is — The Albanian Assassin. Props to Eric H. for the find.