How many people would know what a purple horseshoe looks like if Lucky Charms never existed? Sure you could go up to a horse, but good luck yanking its foot up. If you manage to accomplish the task, what’s the chance the horseshoe is going to be purple? Extremely small. Yeah, I pose questions and then answer them in the same paragraph. I also like my purple horseshoes next to green clovers that are soaked in milk. A marshmallow horseshoe can only exist in a universe inside a cereal bowl. I can’t imagine anywhere else that it will be accepted. Dana White wouldn’t stand for it. He comes off as a guy that would take a bowl of Lucky Charms and intimidate a purple horseshoe until it turns into a green clover, and then question the worth of every marshmallow in his cereal bowl. Damn, that’s a ridiculous introduction to this video of Dana White talking about Bryan Caraway allegedly elbowing Cat Zingano in the back of the head of at TUF 17 Finale. However, it is an intro — so perhaps you should watch the video @LayzieTheSavage captured yesterday.
