Dana White is the kind of guy that would eat sunflower seeds on the moon. He would guzzle moonshine while basking in the sun rays. I’m not entirely sure what that means, but those are two awesome juxtapositions that I just thought of. Don’t use any of those examples in your writing either. They will be recycled in the future in an attempt to show a new group of people that I can rearrange words with some cleverability. Don’t use that word as well. I made that up so only I can use it. It has no place in the English language aside from being used in that previous sentence. In fact, after you read this article, you will forget cleverability is a word.
Now transfix yourself on this video from AXS TV of Dana White talking about how much of a fanboy he is of instant replay being used in mixed martial arts.