Hendonificient. Hendoeronous. Hendolacious. Hendonator. Hendozing. Hendotron-3030.
That’s what I do in my spare time — just alter Dan Henderson’s nickname until it becomes highly unrecognizable. I really need to find a better hobby, something more manly than obsess over the moniker of another man. That’s what society gets when an entire generation is raised under the guise of ‘there are no losers in team sports’ and ‘stranger danger.’ A nation of absolute wusses are just years away from running the country — and that should make the entire planet very anxious.
Dan Henderson does testosterone-filled stuff in his spare time like — have BBQs, punch inanimate objects and above all else, is willing to fight his teammate Chael Sonnen if faced with the opportunity. Check out what he told Tatame.com regarding the gangster from West Linn, Oregon.
We’re friends, but above all we fight now in the same category and therefore have the same goal. We both compete for the same belt. Our friendship is more than a title and we are professional enough to let the rivalry be just inside the Octagon. It would be a different situation, but our profession in this type of situation is quite possible to happen.
You hear that [insert gym name here]? We understand that you’re friends, brothers — whatever. But [insert fighter name here] versus [insert fighter name here] is the fight the fans want to see. Just make it happen.
