Damarques is our dude. He’s our dude because he told us if he had to fight one Mortal Kombat character it would be Sonya Blade just so he can flirt. He doesn’t even want to fight a videogame character, he only wants to get laid by one. That’s probably the most ballerish thing you’re going to read today. In fact, just brush your teeth, go to bed and wrap yourself in a snuggie because your day is pretty much over. It can’t get any better than that. Michael Vick just broke his hand in a Philadelphia Eagles game. See, we tried to warn you.
This weekend, LayzieTheSavage caught up with DaMarques Johnson in a bar at the Palms Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas and forced him to say an inflammatory statement about ‘fat chicks’ — and a few other things.
