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Video: Just Cris Cyborg jumping out of a shopping cart & faceplanting

Video: Just Cris Cyborg jumping out of a shopping cart & faceplanting

From the people who brought you Conor McGregor failing to jump on a wooden bean, we have Cris Cyborg getting knocked out by a shopping cart. Rest in peace to Cris Cyborg’s athleticism.

That isn’t even a Whole Foods shopping cart. Just a random shopping cart defeating the baddest woman on the planet in less than three seconds.

Is this the hit to the head that finally takes out Cyborg? Wouldn’t it be funny if this shopping cart fail is what takes Cris Cyborg off UFC 232?

Biggest fight of the year in WMMA. Champion vs, champion super-fight with Amanda Nunes. All gone, done in by some simple lack of coordination.


This right here could be the most MMA thing ever.

Pretty sure the “In My Feelings” Challenge was more of a summer/spring of 2018 thing anyway. We’re now 10 days away from 2019. What are we really doing here Borg? You don’t need the attention. You have the biggest fight of your UFC career only eight days away. Don’t blow it.

What happened to the good old days, when celebrities would pour buckets of freezing cold ice water on their head for our attention? Sigh.


Rut row. What have we done? Who’s watching us?

Did a grocery store parking lot just knock Cyborg out of UFC 232? What’s going on here? Honestly, it would be the perfect way for MMA in 2018 to close out. Our great sport is nearing the finish line for the year and it trips over it’s own feet just inches away. MMA and Cyborg may be concussed and now we’re up in our own feelings about it.


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