If you were with your girlfriend and Cris Cyborg slapped your girlfriend, what would you do? Exactly.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Cris Cyborg consume her division in Strikeforce and regurgitate human beings that look like this afterward. We all live in a world in which Cris Cyborg’s entire MMA career is questionable now that she’s allegedly been ‘busted’ for banned substances in her most recent fight against Hiroko Yamanaka at last year’s ‘Strikeforce: Melendez vs. Masvidal.’ Women’s premiere force in MMA was caught cheating. In ’90s elementary school equivalent,’ that’s like Cyborg sticking a Game Genie in the back of her neck and entering a code for ‘God Mode’ for nearly six years. Cyborg injected the ‘Konami code’ into her DNA and has been swinging her opponents around like unattachable boogers from her index finger.
Now in this newly released Bobby Razak video, Cris Cyborg literally breaks down and cry at the thought of testing positive for a PED. Sarah Kaufman is also in the clip, doing what Sarah Kaufman does. Check it out below.