Cowboy Cerrone, famous for owning several cowboy hats and at least one recreational vehicle, posted a cryptic Instagram message earlier today about someone named Ben. At first glance, the message, which includes an incomplete sentence and confused uses of punctuation, appears to be a frustrated social media drunk dial of sorts.
Cowboy, seen half smiling, eyes reduced to slits, and seated before two open bottles of Budweiser beer, vehemently denies that a man named Ben has his number. Rather, he insists the number has been changed. Whether or not this Ben fellow ever had Cowboy’s number, although a curious question, is probably irrelevant now. Cerrone has moved on, stating “#TheTimeisNow.”
And so, it seems things have ended sadly for Ben. As it turns out, Cowboy can indeed quit you.