Cat Zingano is not a professional hat thrower. She’s trained in the ways of various martial arts, yes. Throwing stars, maybe. Hats? We don’t know. Her accuracy is suspect to say the least, or maybe she’s friends with Jose Aldo, and wanted to knock out Conor McGregor’s eye last night at UFC 184. We don’t know and we never will. One thing is for certain: Conor McGregor has great head movement. Although, he should’ve caught the hat like Brandon Lee in The Crow and then threw it back, but not all things in life work out like a great 80’s/90’s graphic novel.
Imagine if Conor was just a little less suspecting and was injured by this violent hat throw?