Cody McKenzie you have once again left us speechless. Like seriously dude? We many have a new leader for the top 10 most bat-s crazy Cody McKenzie things has said/done rankings.
In the same week he was suspended by the Nevada Commission for providing them fake urine, we get this nugget from Alaskan Mac.
Per MMA Fighting:
“And one of the [commission inspectors] whipped out his f*ckin’ dick, ‘cause he’s like, ‘Oh, it’s not that f*ckin’ hard.’ And he takes his dick out and shakes his dick at me. I was like, ‘Dude, that’s f*ckin’ sexual harassment.’ You can’t do that. That’s bullshit, you know? There was five or six witnesses standing right there. Nothing ever came out about it. I talked to the commission about it countless times, they just keep saying there’s an investigation going on, which I haven’t heard a thing about it, they won’t talk to me about any of it. I’m like, ‘You guys are ridiculous. You guys are f*ckin’ crazy.’ That’s nuts to me. You don’t pull your dick out and shake it at somebody, especially in this day and age.”
“Backstage, there was probably six of us standing around and this older guy got all pissed at me because I said I wasn’t going to piss right in front of people because I never have had to before and he got all mad at me and he whipped out his dick and shook it at me,” McKenzie said. “And not for a short amount of time. He was yelling at me while he’s shaking his dick at me.”
Come again now?
“I really believe that the commission does absolutely nothing. I’ve been fighting before there was all these commissions in each state and guess what? We all followed the same rules as we follow now. They just came in when there was money and they want a chunk of it and they fine fighters for anything and they do whatever they need to do to get money from these fighters who barely have any money. And it sucks.”
Breaking out your dick and getting yelled at story aside, McKenzie is right about one thing. Government run athletic commissions for the most part are poorly run, underfunded and without real oversight. It took the story of some creepy old waving his dick at Cody Mac to just further confirm what we already all knew.
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