Sometimes when a guy hands you a gift, you know it’s going to suck. Cody McKenzie is a penny-pincher of sorts: the kind of fellow who draws a pint of his own blood to make weight, rather than spending his hard earned dollars on Mike Dolce. He’s the sort of guy who wears cheap basketball shorts, complete with a dangling price tag, during an MMA fight on Fox TV. So when Cody McKenzie hands you a gift, you had better brace for crushing disappointment. To illustrate my point, I note that Cody just showed up at the UFC’s birthday party carrying a decoratively wrapped middle finger.
21 years ago a UFC was born I fought with them for 5 years so for there birthday I just want to say fuck the UFC start paying your athletes.
— . (@TheCodyMcKenzie) November 12, 2014
Yes, Cody. Sweet birthday present. Maybe Dana can re-gift it to Scott Coker in December.
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