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Chris Weidman is the closest thing Earth has to a Krogan warrior

Chris Weidman is the closest thing Earth has to a Krogan warrior

If Chris Weidman was 150 years older and transplanted to the Mass Effect universe, he could have stopped rogue Spectre Saren Arterius from leading an army of Geth to conquer the galaxy in half the time it took Commander Shepard. No offense to the regular protagonist of the Mass Effect series, but furthermore, I think if Chris Weidman was the third human Spectre and the Illusive man was actually Dana White, Chris could have assembled his intergalactic crew for their suicide mission at the end of Mass Effect 2 in ten days, tops. Tops.

Further inspection of Chris Weidman’s MMA career and careful bioengineering research from leading Salarian scientists leads us to believe that he may not be human at all, there might be trace amounts of Krogan DNA in his system. If so, that explains his ready to fight at absolutely any time attitude, as displayed yet again in this latest interview by Newsday.

“We only live once, some people never have opportunities like this given to them, and who am I to just turn that away?”

“Within the half-an-hour between the two phone calls, I became so pumped up to fight Demian Maia, I didn’t care when it was. So when they told me I was going to fight him in a week, you know what, let’s do this. I have a lot of respect for him, and I’m excited to get out there and test myself.”

“I have to win this fight, I can’t look at it like a win-win because then it gives me an excuse to lose.”

EA needs to develop a Mass Effect MMO that has intergalactic space MMA PVP in it developed by the team that made EA MMA. Just sayin.


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