Before you start reading this article or even navigate your cursor to the play button on this video — you need to vote for my bud’s band. They’re trying to nail the San Francisco Bay Area Artist of the Month and it’s time to use my powers for good. The band is ‘Say Thing‘ and you can vote for them by clicking here. Every vote for Say Thing will increase your karma by one point — and we all know you need all the help you can get.
Props to China. They’ve created a dude that could replace human breathing abilities at birthday parties. When you need a row of neatly aligned candles, you no longer have to worry about blowing them out. China already has a solution for this. Your lungs have been outsourced. Check out this video of a guy a using something called a ‘real-life energy blast’ to blow out candles. Heads up Greg Jackson, you must instruct Jon Bones Jones in this art.