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Chinese dude has unlocked the ability to impressively punch a row of candles

Chinese dude has unlocked the ability to impressively punch a row of candles

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Props to China. They’ve created a dude that could replace human breathing abilities at birthday parties. When you need a row of neatly aligned candles, you no longer have to worry about blowing them out. China already has a solution for this. Your lungs have been outsourced. Check out this video of a guy a using something called a ‘real-life energy blast’ to blow out candles. Heads up Greg Jackson, you must instruct Jon Bones Jones in this art.

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