Let’s hope that the reverse engineering on a force-field entirely localized in the crotch region is done before Pat Barry steps in the cage to face Cheick Kongo at UFC on Versus 4 on June 26. MMAWeekly says sources close to the website have told them Kongo vs. Barry is confirmed, making it the only bout scheduled for a card that you probably didn’t even know existed until just now. Let’s hope these same ‘sources’ can confirm if Kongo intends to deactivate his ‘testicular smasher’ honing device attached to his right foot. The greatest way Pat Barry can prepare for his upcoming bout is to rock shorts with some interesting and glittery sequins. You’re almost guaranteed Cheick Kongo will develop a sudden fascination with them and it might end in a point deduction. Amazing fight in store for a card that is rumored to go down in Canada. Bummer. [Source]
