There’s this kid named Conner Cordova who won the chance to take Arianny Celeste to prom with him. He’s only 17 so you can’t kick his ass in an envious rage. Instead, redirect that anger and take it out on your roommate who bogarted that last piece of pizza you had saved for breakfast this morning. He won’t call the cops when you start landing some flying elbows to his cranium because you are the last friend willing to put up with the sight of his hairy back laying on your couch every morning. Before you do that though, check out this Youtube video provided by MMAReligion.com:
