I’m going to neatly place my Ms. Cleo hat firmly on my head and predict that UFC 107 will be the UFC card that has the highest probability of punching a hole directly through your iris solely based on the sheer amount of punching power we get to see. Penn vs. Sanchez for the lightweight belt, Cheick Kongo vs. Frank Mir, Thiago on Thiago crime with Thiago Alves banging against Paulo Thiago, Ken-Flo vs. Blanka from Street Fighter 2 masquerading around as Clay Guida, Paul Buentello vs. Todd ‘I have the fastest KO in UFC history’ Duffee and most importantly…our dude DaMarques Johnson vs. Edgar Garcia and it’s all going down December 12th in the same place where Elvis Presley died at the age of 42 from an overdose while sitting on the toilet. Unexpected rawesome toilet death reference ftw. [Source]
