Ah, another edition of ‘Sh*t people tweeted @MiddleEasy during…’ For the uninitiated, just before any UFC event we call out for our followers to hit us with the most witty tweets imaginable regarding the specified event. We’re talking about an astronomical level of cleverness, only reserved for the likes of Artie Lange and Mitch Hedberg (RIP, bummer). The greatest ones will be republished on MiddleEasy under our newly erected feature. Yes, I said erected.
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Yesterday we witnessed the sheer raweseomeness that was UFC 163, a card that was destined for failure due to a string of injuries — but eventually came out on top, like a near-drowing feline. A few of you shot some of your mental gems to us during the fight, others were uncreative and made us want to cry from sheer disappointment. In any case, check out this edition of ‘Sh*t people tweeted @MiddleEasy during UFC 163.’
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@middleeasy</a> SO UPSET ABOUT THE MACHIDA DECISION I WENT TO A HOUSE/TRANCE CLUB.</p>— Elizabeth Ardagna (@_Ardagna) <a href=”https://twitter.com/_Ardagna/statuses/363898449248677888″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>I'm not saying that I was underwhelmed by that card… I m tweeting that I was underwhelmed by that card. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ufc163&src=hash”>#ufc163</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Spilled Bag of Ice (@spilledbagofice) <a href=”https://twitter.com/spilledbagofice/statuses/363886928317259776″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Only a zombie would try to fight without an arm</p>— Jean-Paul Mouton (@jaypestakespics) <a href=”https://twitter.com/jaypestakespics/statuses/363884046306127872″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Zombie shoulder interrupts Aldo's plan of GSP-ing the fight.</p>— Fariq Said (@_freaq) <a href=”https://twitter.com/_freaq/statuses/363883877489586176″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Who knew shoulder shots also killed zombies? Thought it was only head shots. <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Trent Dozier (@Trent_Dozier) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Trent_Dozier/statuses/363883284108812288″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Amish Mafia sponsoring the main event? The Stolzfus are going to shake their fists angrily at the exploitation of this heritage. <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Monsieur Baguette (@synthsis) <a href=”https://twitter.com/synthsis/statuses/363876838323392512″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Lyoto judges were the same guys that scored Spring Breakers as Fresh on RottenTomatoes <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC163&src=hash”>#UFC163</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Amishmafia&src=hash”>#Amishmafia</a></p>— Gonzalo Garcia (@Tall4myHeight) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Tall4myHeight/statuses/363875621669052416″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Machida sucks anyway <a href=”http://t.co/uC8Eb3MHjN”>pic.twitter.com/uC8Eb3MHjN</a></p>— Marty Healey (@MhealSS) <a href=”https://twitter.com/MhealSS/statuses/363875406295740416″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>This was the most expensive punk'd sketch ever. Wheres Ashton to hug Machida. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC163&src=hash”>#UFC163</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/danawhite”>@danawhite</a></p>— AWSMBILLFRMDAWSNVLLE (@crew_cameron) <a href=”https://twitter.com/crew_cameron/statuses/363873720441389056″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Phil Davis is apparently a lightweight heavyweight ground striker. Mike Goldberg, everyone. <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Poet Of The Fall (@ResidencyMMA) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ResidencyMMA/statuses/363866844672700417″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Get ready for Goldberg fapping over Machida's ultra-technical elusiveness for 15mins <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC163&src=hash”>#UFC163</a> <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Jimmy Wong (@WONGO852) <a href=”https://twitter.com/WONGO852/statuses/363865904284581891″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> This just in, Justin Bieber is NOT looking for a link to watch <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC163&src=hash”>#UFC163</a></p>— j@50n (@j_cor) <a href=”https://twitter.com/j_cor/statuses/363865676143800320″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Is Vitor aware he has a small mammal trying to escape from the back of his hat? <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Monsieur Baguette (@synthsis) <a href=”https://twitter.com/synthsis/statuses/363861788208537600″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> if Tom Watson wants to be taken seriously he needs to add "Donkey" onto his nickname….and then buy a country.</p>— Tom Porter (@TPo86) <a href=”https://twitter.com/TPo86/statuses/363856652359200768″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Watson's face looked like a scene from Django Unchained</p>— Karl Moon (@NokkonWud) <a href=”https://twitter.com/NokkonWud/statuses/363855704278700033″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Thales Leites sounds like some kind of ‘pinky up’ Starbucks tea. <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— snicklefritz (@undermesensi47) <a href=”https://twitter.com/undermesensi47/statuses/363849881196429312″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Brian stann calls tom watson "a no nonsense fighter" as kong walks out with a gorilla mask on and blasting backstreet boys -__- <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Jimmy J (@Jimsterjam) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Jimsterjam/statuses/363849659178942464″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>I'm sorry I just can't take Brian Stann serious knowing he has a Slipknot tattoo under that fancy suit <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— a.j. (@A_Jahh) <a href=”https://twitter.com/A_Jahh/statuses/363846914225496064″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Anthony Perosh knocking out Vinny Magalhaes in Brazil still went over better than Tito's entrance at TNA. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC163&src=hash”>#UFC163</a></p>— CAINtheBULL (@CAINtheBULL) <a href=”https://twitter.com/CAINtheBULL/statuses/363846334421270529″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Lineker vs Maria looks like when you choose the same character in a fighting game and they change the color on one <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23UFC163&src=hash”>#UFC163</a></p>— Gonzalo Garcia (@Tall4myHeight) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Tall4myHeight/statuses/363846203089223680″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Jose Maria's name sounds like a finely crafted boat built for exploration <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Tristan. (@TJ_) <a href=”https://twitter.com/TJ_/statuses/363845512740343808″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>anthony "the parlay buster" perosh <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Jimmy J (@Jimsterjam) <a href=”https://twitter.com/Jimsterjam/statuses/363839523404259329″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>That Perosh /Vinny fight looked like something in a <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> 'Lesson in Street MMA' video. <a href=”https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ufc163&src=hash”>#ufc163</a></p>— Spilled Bag of Ice (@spilledbagofice) <a href=”https://twitter.com/spilledbagofice/statuses/363839141856804864″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>Damn! Perosh could win the M1 title with stand up like that. <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Travis McPherson (@TravisMcP) <a href=”https://twitter.com/TravisMcP/statuses/363837681924452352″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>i almost bet on neil magney because he looks like sazh katzroy from FF13. he should have done a paradigm change <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— sam (@DazzyD88) <a href=”https://twitter.com/DazzyD88/statuses/363823366437732352″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> I just realized that no matter how successful I end up in life, I will never look happier than Sergio Moraes on any given day.</p>— Ross Landry (@rosslandry) <a href=”https://twitter.com/rosslandry/statuses/363822959011852288″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p>I'm sure these ring card girls get their jobs the same way Lindsey Lohan gets her gas money. <a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a></p>— Fake Joe Silva (@FakeJoeSilva) <a href=”https://twitter.com/FakeJoeSilva/statuses/363821389398032385″>August 4, 2013</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/MiddleEasy”>@MiddleEasy</a> Goldberg's consistently wrong multiple-pronunciations are slowly driving me insane.</p>— Poet Of The Fall (@ResidencyMMA) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ResidencyMMA/statuses/363795238646980608″>August 3, 2013</a></blockquote>
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