Thoust leg is stanky. The aroma emanating doth leg is indeed stanky. It’s not what the stanky can do for you, it’s what the stanky can do for your leg. Thost leg stankiet the most.
I would be perfectly happy continuing and eventually finishing the article like that, but I’m sure many of you want to see the actual .gif. The .gif of the stankiest leg in stanky leg history.
If none of this makes any sense then you obviously missed UFC 98 when Lyoto Machida hit Rashad Evans with a flurry of shots that eventually sent him down, but not after an awkward and brief period in which Evans’ movement was reminiscent of the dance seen in GS Boyz’s ‘Stanky Leg‘ music video. Since that day in 2009, the term latched on to the MMA community and sort of never left.
Yeah, we’re all pretty strange.
Tonight at UFC 164, after an onslaught launched by Korea’s Hyun Gyu Lim, Pascal Krauss pulled off one of the most elaborate sequence of stanky legs in MMA history. Perhaps it was just one really long stanky leg, but since it’s so ahead of its time our primitive human minds won’t understand it until further down the evolutionary time line? Props to Zprophet for the find.