I can’t help but sit and imagine John Dodson sitting with a toothpick he borrowed from Ben Henderson trying to scrape and pick the crusty mud particles out of all the little crevices for hours after he ran the Tough Mudder race in Las Vegas recently for the Wounded Warrior Project Team. After watching this video I am now obsessed with wondering if John Dodson was able to get the caked on mud out of his tight little cauliflowered ear hole. That thing is almost completely sealed shut it doesn’t look like there is any way possible he can fit a Q-tip in there. I imagine attempting to shove a Q-Tip in that cauliflower ear hole is like a Mr. Biggz deflowering a virgin porn clip. Hopefully the rest of you don’t have twisted in the gutter brains like mine and instead of thinking pervishly about the sensation of the cotton head of a Q-Tip twisting and stroking the insides of your ear canal, you can instead focus on the awesomeness of John Dodson volunteering to represent the UFC and run at this event for a great cause like the Wounded Warrior Project.