I don’t know what else to title this article aside from ‘Check out Gilbert Melendez and his wife rolling on the mat.’ Of course, I could call it ‘Layzie made an ad disguised as a MiddleEasy video for El Nino’s Training Center located at 2920 3rd Street, San Francisco, CA 94107. Go to ElNinoMMA.com for details,’ but that’s just entirely too long for a title. Originally I used ‘wife’ instead of ‘fiancé’ in the title, but I corrected the error and re-uploaded the banner picture so none of you will have anything to cry about. Fiancé, what a weird word. Gilbert Melendez should just marry Keri Anne Taylor so I won’t have to use those letters anymore. It would lessen my workload, Gil. Do it for me. You know what a male cat calls his long-time girlfriend? A felinecé. I made that up.
We have another Gilbert Melendez video up on MiddleEasy.com. Sure, you can complain about how ‘this site has gone down the tubes with all this Cesar Gracie stuff.’ I would then ask what are these tubes you speak of and where do they lead? Why haven’t I seen them? I know my tubes, and according to what Super Mario taught me when I was a kid, they lead down to dark rooms with spinning coins floating in space. Alternatively, you can watch this video of Gilbert Melendez and his fiancé rolling on the mat and be stunned that we have this close of a connection with one of the coolest fighters in the entire sport of MMA. Props to Jeff Dojillo for the banner picture.