Hey guys, I’m going to save you a lot of money on May 4th — Austin Trout will defeat Canelo Alvarez by way of a convincing unanimous decision. You can now take that money you were saving for the PPV and invest it in a really large sports bet favoring Austin Trout. We know this because we have a time machine and visited the MGM Grand Hotel & Casino the night of Alvarez vs. Trout. Actually, we had a time machine. When we got to the future, we noticed that our time machine needed to be repaired, but we left the parts in February 19th 2013. So after watching Alvarez vs. Trout, we traveled back to this morning to repair the time machine only to find out that we left some of our tools in our hotel room in May 4th 2013. Therefore, we have to wait the night of the fight to fully repair our broken time machine — then we can hop across the fabric of time and space at will again.
Since we have to wait until May 4th to repair our time machine, we won’t be able to give you the results of Georges St. Pierre vs. Nick Diaz or Carlos Condit vs. Johny Hendricks. However we do have this video of undefeated boxer Austin Trout sparring with Carlos Condit in new Mexico. Also, is it just me or is it pretty strange to hear Condit referred to as the ‘former UFC welterweight champion?’
