If learning to trane UFC with Ben Henderson is going to help Larry Fitzgerald and the rest of the Arizona Cardinals make it to the playoffs next season then I fully support this activity. I have dreams of having an all out war of the birds at the end of next season. Unfortunately, the AFC only has one bird named team- but maybe we can petition the NFL to move the Eagles over to the AFC so it can be an all out bird fighting battle royale. I’m sure Philly would be against that though as it would clearly be a total suicide mission for them to face the Ravens. The Cardinals can battle it out with the Falcons. That’s not really a fair fight either though, is it? Even in real wild nature life a Falcon would massacre a little Cardinal. Cardinals aren’t badass at all. They are kind of weak and dumb actually. There’s one outside my office window attacking his own reflection for the past two days relentlessly.
Maybe if this UFC traneing doesn’t help Fitzgerald and the Cards get to the playoffs next season, he will rethink the whole NFL thing and move over to MMA. That would be cool, there’s an abundance of dreads in Football right now and MMA just doesn’t have enough. It’s like the most underrepresented hairstyle in MMA other than the bowl cut or fingerwaves. According to Bendo in this Fuel TV video, if Fitzgerald started to trane UFC regularly he could be a contender. Maybe we could even see him on upcoming season of TUF.