Here’s proof that God doesn’t like lipstick. If women apply lipstick to attract the opposite sex and it’s effective, wouldn’t females evolve to naturally have multi-colored lips? Think about it, and come back tomorrow with a five-paragraph essay on the topic. I won’t read it, but I will criticize your writing technique and make fun of you behind your behind. Basically, it’ll be like reliving your high school advanced-placement reading class.
You won’t hear Chael Sonnen profess his gratitude for God in his next post-fight speech. Ben Fowlkes from MMAFighting caught up with the pseudo-middleweight champion and discovered that he believes claiming God has influence over an MMA fight is just ridiculous.
“You know, these guys want to talk about God. ‘Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.’ Listen, I’m a God-fearing man, go to church every Sunday and have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system.”
Perhaps in our next MiddleEasy contest, we’ll invite all of you to suggest a new belief system for Chael Sonnen. Bonus points will be awarded if you can provide a valid point as to why Chael Sonnen should be considered a shaman.