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Chael Sonnen thinks claiming God has anything to do with an MMA performance is silly

Chael Sonnen thinks claiming God has anything to do with an MMA performance is silly

Here’s proof that God doesn’t like lipstick. If women apply lipstick to attract the opposite sex and it’s effective, wouldn’t females evolve to naturally have multi-colored lips? Think about it, and come back tomorrow with a five-paragraph essay on the topic. I won’t read it, but I will criticize your writing technique and make fun of you behind your behind. Basically, it’ll be like reliving your high school advanced-placement reading class.

You won’t hear Chael Sonnen profess his gratitude for God in his next post-fight speech. Ben Fowlkes from MMAFighting caught up with the pseudo-middleweight champion and discovered that he believes claiming God has influence over an MMA fight is just ridiculous.

“You know, these guys want to talk about God. ‘Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.’ Listen, I’m a God-fearing man, go to church every Sunday and have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system.”

Perhaps in our next MiddleEasy contest, we’ll invite all of you to suggest a new belief system for Chael Sonnen. Bonus points will be awarded if you can provide a valid point as to why Chael Sonnen should be considered a shaman.

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