Actually, Chael Sonnen is Republican. His smack talk never evolved. He doesn’t believe in that stuff. Instead we should say ‘Chael Sonnen’s smack talk has now been spontaneously created by an invisible man to spoken word poetry.’ Neil Degrasse Tyson said it best, ‘the good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.’
We know some of you MiddleEasy readers are creationists, so we’re not going to rain on your mystical parade. I’ll leave that for guys like Joe Rogan and Jason Nawara. If we all lived in a universe controlled by Chael Sonnen’s logic, several MMA media members would be excommunicated from the sport, Chael would be the three-division champion of UFC, Bellator — and a few organizations that haven’t even been created yet. Sonnen would also release a weekly spoken word poetry insult towards Jon Jones and (or) Anderson Silva like he did in this UFC tonight clip.