Win or lose, I think Chael Sonnen TOE’d Jon Jones that he wouldn’t walk out of UFC 159 unscathed, so at least he can bring that little piggy to the market. I know I’m toeing the line with these horrible puns days past ‘the incident’ but it’s hard not to indulge every once in a while. Also, it gives me an opportunity to link to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, which I don’t think has ever happened on an MMA site.
Chael Sonnen strutted onto the UFC Tonight set to let the world know that he’s not retiring after his loss to Bones Jones, as many thought he would. In fact, he’s staying properly hydrated at 205 and his next match is all but booked. Get ready for the frequency of Brazilian fan attacks on Chael to increase exponentially, Wand vs. Chael is on deck. Here’s some tweets and multiple videos to prove it (and get you excited as hell).
Here’s Chael on UFC Tonight, doing his thing:
A Twitter battle ensues:
Flashbacks to this moment that Wand sent to Chael leads to me linking Cody McKenzie in an appropriate .GIF.