I woke up this morning to find out a mass shooting happened in my neighborhood. Luckily nobody I know was hurt, except MMA fans who happened to read the news yesterday. We’re all still emotionally tormented by Jon Jones and his decision not to fight next weekend. It’s times like these that we unilaterally turn to Chael Sonnen and hope someone places a microphone in his face to release a statement of any kind. It could be short and snarky, or long and elaborate, but one way or another, it’ll make us laugh and forget that the world is falling apart around us. Unfortunately, it appears as though Jon Jones and Chael Sonnen have come to an agreement where Chael can no longer speak badly of the UFC light heavyweight champion. Well, sort of…
