I’m inventing a new MMA themed parlor game and it’s called Big Trouble in Little China’s Jack Burton or Chael Sonnen. Whoever wins via guessing the correct source of the quote will move on to the lightning round where you have to chop a bottle in half with a butcher knife. For example, Chael or Jack Burton:
“Like I told my last wife, I sez Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, and besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.”
“When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks ya crooked in the eye and he asks you if you’ve paid your dues…Well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old (Chael/Jack) always says at a time like that. Have you paid your dues, (name)? Yes, Sir, the check is in the mail.”
“May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.”
Time’s up. All three quotes were from Jack Burton, but if you read them in Chael’s voice they sound pretty damn good. That’s fortunate for Chael, he may need the material because it looks like he’s gearing up for a fight that is just above the ‘Franklinweight’ of 190 pounds at 200 pounds. Appropriately named ‘grudgeweight’, this new class is being created soley for a mystery opponent Chael keeps hinting cryptically at on his unofficially official Twitter account.