Bloodstain Lane would get higher ratings if he replaced Jim Rome on CBS Sports. The only way to prove that statement incorrect would be to excommunicate Jim Rome from the world of all combat sports, shave that silly beard he has, and then replace him with the highly controversial fight vlogger from Queens. My statement is 100% true until it’s disproved, and the only way to disprove it is to kick off Jim Rome from his own show. If CBS Sports is reading this, then my level of logic is far superior to yours — so to save you guys from using your brain cells and exerting unnecessary energy, you should just listen to me and give Bloodstain Lane his own show. You don’t have to fire Jim Rome, but you must force him to shave his facial hair. The only way that facial hair can exist on this planet is if your sidekick is named ‘The Sundance Kid’ and your primary method of travel is via horseback.
Now check out Chael Sonnen throwing down the gauntlet on all things Brazil as well as altering your perception of reality since that just comes naturally to the UFC middleweight contender.