Today is considered Thanksgiving for the people of America, and Armageddon for turkeys nationwide. Most of you are home with your friends and families preparing a large meal, arguing who can make better mashed potatoes. The joke’s on you, because tomorrow you’re going to feel like crap, and it’s the turkeys’ way of punishing you for committing poultry genocide. Alternatively, there’s Tofurkey – although I’ll never truly understand vegan food. There is tofu and there is turkey; they are two completely different things. Neither ingredient needs to pretend to be something it’s not: they should just be themselves. More importantly, Thanksgiving is the one time of year where it’s plausibly un-American to eat anything other than real turkey, despite the inevitable indigestion.
As a proud American, that’s exactly what Chael Sonnen plans to do. In fact, here he is, kicking it with Mama Sonnen on Thanksgiving. They even made you this video to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving directly from the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon.