I’m doing my picks a little different this time. I just came to the realization that no, I am not Katy Perry and I did not wake up in a Vegas bed in the middle of a grilled cheese Shogun Rua and Patrick Cote sandwich. Nope. Instead, I’m 1712 miles away staring at the giant pile of laundry on my bed. So, excuse me while I drink my Big Gulp of haterade because I’d rather be popping a ‘morning after pill’ and washing it down with an extra large steaming hot mug of Mochaccino in Las Vegas right now.
All this haterade in my belly has me unable to be lustfully biased about my UFC 114 picks so let’s play a little game. Sort of like ‘You show me yours, I’ll show you mine’. Give me your picks for all the televised fights of UFC 114. If my picks are wrong, I will show you my knee socks. If you follow me on Twitter you know: I love knee socks. I do everything in them from playing Dance Dance Revolution: Hottest Party, making chorizo tacos, installing mini-blinds and even building my living room shrine to Damarques Johnson.
This is serious. I have been asked repeatedly to share pictures of the knee sock glory, but I have refused to reveal them to anyone. I’m so confident in my picks this time that I know I will win this game and the knee socks will remain unseen and elusive. Sort of like the mysterious chupacabra or those little trolls that steal your socks from the dryer.
Here are my picks:
Efrain Escudero vs Dany Lauzon
Amir Sadollah vs Don Hyun Kim
Diego Sanchez vs John Hathaway
Lil Nog vs Jason Brilz
Todd Duffee vs Mike Russow
Michael Bisping vs Dan Miller
Rampage vs Rashad
