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Cartwheel kick knockouts from Russia need to be celebrated, just like Thanksgiving

Cartwheel kick knockouts from Russia need to be celebrated, just like Thanksgiving

Believe it or not, it’s not too early to start thinking about reserving a turkey at your local supermarket.The day we look forward to as “Thanksgiving” each year is the same day turkeys consider Armageddon. It’s a radical departure from the holiday spirit if you have feathers and spend your days on a farm gobbling. Luckily, you spend your days on sitting on a sofa watching Russian cartwheel kicks ending fights on MiddleEasy, which means you’ve climbed to the top of the food chain and you have a lot of free time on your hands. Pat yourself on the back and be thankful that you’ll never be served up with a side of mashed potatoes as long as you promise to stay away from those cults in South-East Asia

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