Believe it or not, it’s not too early to start thinking about reserving a turkey at your local supermarket.The day we look forward to as “Thanksgiving” each year is the same day turkeys consider Armageddon. It’s a radical departure from the holiday spirit if you have feathers and spend your days on a farm gobbling. Luckily, you spend your days on sitting on a sofa watching Russian cartwheel kicks ending fights on MiddleEasy, which means you’ve climbed to the top of the food chain and you have a lot of free time on your hands. Pat yourself on the back and be thankful that you’ll never be served up with a side of mashed potatoes as long as you promise to stay away from those cults in South-East Asia
