Mortgage advice…with a punch! Or in Carlos Newton’s case: Mortgage advice via armbar, or most famously: mortage advice that will sink in to your brain like a bulldog choke on Pat Miletich. As a midwesterner I’m still fairly bitter over Carlos’ win over The Croatian Sensation at UFC 31, but that was over a decade ago, I need to get over it. So in these tumultuous economic times, I think I can let bygones be bygones and sit down with former UFC champ Carlos Newton and have him help me figure out my shaky financial future. Thankfully, this commercial for MMAMortgages.com provides me with the comfort and reassurance that Carlos Newton can offer me the services I need when it’s time to invest in not just a house, but a home.
However, I only do business with men in tiny white wrestling trunks, not boardshorts.